Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner .999 Fine Silver

Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner .999 Fine Silver Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner .999 Fine Silver Postal Express Mint Bar This unique collectible features a humorous and satirical "Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner" holiday-themed art card, showcasing a festive Sasquatch holding a hot dog next to a startled "No Pants Santa." Embedded within the card is a bar of .999 fine silver, clearly stamped with its purity and the "Ag" elemental symbol. Produced by the Postal Express Mint, this item is presented in a protective professional laminate card to preserve its condition. The reverse side features a "Merry Christmas" greeting and a certification seal, making it an excellent conversation piece or a quirky addition to any collection of novelty silver bullion and holiday-themed precious metals. Bigfoot Grabbed My Weiner 1 Grain .999 Fine Silver Bar Postal Express Mint Condition: The item appears to be in brilliant uncirculated condition, securely housed in its original illustrated assay card. The silver bar displays clean surfaces with no visible signs of toning or wear, while the protective card remains crisp with sharp corners and vibrant colors. Mint: Postal Express Mint Metal Content: .999 Fine Silver Historical Context: This is a modern novelty bullion piece featuring a humorous Christmas-themed illustration of Bigfoot and "No Pants Santa." It is part of a series of collectible grain bars produced for the gift and novelty market. Strike Type: Satin/Business Strike Weight: 1 Grain Grading: Ungraded/Assay Card silver, 1 grain, .999 fine silver, Postal Express Mint, Bigfoot, Santa Claus, Christmas, bullion bar, collectible, precious metals, novelty, no pants santa, holiday themed, silver bullion fine silver bar, silver grain, postal express mint, novelty silver, christmas silver gift, bigfoot silver, funny silver bar, bullion collectible, 999 silver, silver bar card IMPORTANT BIDDER NOTICE Bidder is solely responsible for determining value, condition, completeness, authenticity, fitment, grade, and usefulness before bidding. THIS ITEM IS SOLD STRICTLY AS-IS, WHERE-IS, WITH NO WARRANTIES OR GUARANTEES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. NO RETURNS. NO CANCELLATIONS. NO BID RETRACTIONS. By placing a bid, the bidder acknowledges that they have reviewed the title, description, photographs, and any auction notices, and have had the opportunity to ask questions before bidding. Bidder agrees that: The item is being purchased strictly as shown in the photographs and described in the listing The auction house does not grade, test, appraise, or authenticate items unless specifically stated By registering and placing bids, the bidder expressly authorizes Iowa Surplus & Estate Auctions to charge the payment method on file for any lots won, including buyer’s premium, applicable taxes, shipping, handling, and processing fees in accordance with the posted auction terms.“Charges may appear on your credit card statement under Iowa Surplus & Estate Auctions, Iowa Surplus Auctions, ISA Auctions, ATR Auctions, or the payment processor associated with the auction.”ons, or the payment processor associated with Iowa Surplus & Estate Auctions.” References to gold, silver, platinum, copper, plated, gold-gilded, gold-layered, silver-plated, or similar terminology may describe visual appearance, color, or decorative finish only Unless expressly verified in the listing, the metal content, purity, composition, or percentage is not tested, guaranteed, or represented by the auction house. Such descriptions may refer solely to aesthetic characteristics rather than actual metal composition. Third-party grading opinions are those of the third party alone Placing a bid creates a binding contract if the bidder wins the item, payment is required under the posted auction terms For coins, trading cards, and collectibles, items may be raw, graded, ungraded, authentic, reproduction, replica, reprint, or altered unless specifically stated otherwise. The bidder must rely on their own review and judgment before bidding. The bidder authorizes the Auction Company to submit all bidding records, platform activity logs, photographs, invoice history, and shipping documentation to payment processors, banks, and collection agencies to enforce these Terms. By placing any bid, the bidder acknowledges they have read the title and description in full, reviewed all photographs, and had the opportunity to ask questions prior to bidding. The bidder agrees they are purchasing the item strictly as shown in the auction images and as described, AS-IS, WHERE-IS, and that placing a bid and/or winning an item constitutes a binding contract, with no refunds, no returns, no exchanges, no credits, and no cancellations for any reason. Auction transactions are processed after the auction closes, and invoices are finalized. Charges may occur hours or days after the auction, depending on processing, invoice preparatio